This is from my Christmas play "Angels on High"

The Star of Bethlehem

Cast: Gabriel 

            Michael

Props: Stars

          Planets

Scene 1: Two angels in the outer universe are moving stars in order to create Bethlehem’s star.

Gabriel: Ok, let’s get this job done.

Michael: What are we doing?

Gabriel: Weren’t you listening to the Boss?

Michael: Yes.

Gabriel: Then think about it.

Michael: We’re supposed to move that star to there and that planet over. And that planet somewhere out of the way. Right?

Gabriel: Yes.

(Angels move the stars around. Michael throws a bundle of star in the air)

Gabriel: What do you think you’re doing?!

Michael: Moving stars?

Gabriel: Don’t throw them like that! This is a very delicate process! One mess up and we could bring about the apocalypse.

Michael: What do you want me to throw them like this? 

(Throws star behind him)

Gabriel: Are you crazy?! We will be in big trouble that star hits the earth!

Michael: (looking down) that’s too bad because….

Gabriel: Oh no! It’s going to hit the earth! We’re going to be stuck shoveling snow and cleaning the gold roads instead of guarding the Boss’s throne!

Michael: Cleaning the golden streets isn’t that bad of a job. . . .

Gabriel: You can do that, but not me!

Michael: Don’t worry. It just flew by the earth.

Gabriel: It missed it by half a kilo.

Michael: Hey we can call it Halley’s Comet. (Gabriel glares at Michael. Angels continue moving stars) Why are we doing this?

Gabriel: Because the Boss said so.

Michael: Why?

Gabriel: Because the Word in going down to earth.

Michael: Really? So that’s why we’re moving these stars around.

Gabriel: Bravo. You figured it out.

Michael: Look! (Pointing down to earth)

Gabriel: Did you throw another star down there?

Michael: No. I want to know what those star people are doing.

Gabriel: The astronomers?

Michael: Yeah.

Gabriel: Probably looking at the stars.

Michael: Yeah, but they’re looking right at us.

Gabriel: That’s probably because we’re done making Bethlehem’s star.

Michael: You mean we can’t move any more stars around?

Gabriel: No. The Magi see the star and will start heading west. 

Michael: What are we going to do now?

Gabriel: See if the Boss has another job for us.

Michael: Can I move just one more star? PLEASE? (Gabriel looks around)

Gabriel: Ok, one more and that’s it.

Michael: Awesome! (Michael throws a star. Angels hear a crash.) 

Gabriel: That’s your fault.

Michael: You can’t blame me. (Looks back) Maybe you can, but don’t make me take the whole blame!

Gabriel: You expect me to take part of the blame for what you did?

Michael: Well... You’re the one who said I could do it. (Angels exit)